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Rabu, 16 September 2009

Plesetan Istilah IT

Seorang humoris telah berhasil membuat kepanjangan dari akronim yang biasa disebut-sebut dalan dunia IT. Tentunya, kepanjangan dari setiap huruf yang ada bukanlah perwakilan dari arti akronim yang sebenarnya.


Berikut macam-macam akronim yang beredar, beserta kepanjangannya.

PCMCIA - People Can`t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing SCSI - System Can`t See It

DOS - Defective Operating System

BASIC - Bill`s Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

DEC - Do Expect

Cuts CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW - World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code


Sumber : okezone.com

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